Hardbodies
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- Christian DenzlerMay 18, 2026The film is by no means a masterpiece, but it's fun. As long as you can forget about today's moral preaching for 90 minutes, it's just harmless fun. Although it is regarded as chaste by European standards, I am aware that it would be classified as soft core pornography in the prudish United States.
- Charles LondonApril 1, 2025Feminism takes a holiday in this highly-offensive and unfunny sex-comedy from 1984. Young attractive women are objectified in the opening credits and throughout the movie, until a weak and failed attempt at redemption in the film's final act. Very few laughs, loads of flesh, and immeasurable brain-cell atrophy. Yet the worst part might be learning they made a (gulp) sequel to this profitable project. As they say, sex sells.
- MaxRiderApril 25, 2026When you're watching Hard Bodies, your pants definitely come off. That movie's pure 80s softcore porn with a paper-thin plot. It's made for one thing only, and it delivers.
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Hardbodies was released on May 4, 1984.
Hardbodies was directed by Mark Griffiths.
Hardbodies has a runtime of 88m.
Hardbodies was produced by Jeff Begun, Ken Dalton.
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
The key characters in Hardbodies are Scotty (Grant Cramer), Kristi (Teal Roberts), Hunter (Gary Wood).
Hardbodies is rated R.
Hardbodies is a Comedy film.
Hardbodies has an audience rating of 3.3 out of 10.
Hardbodies had a budget of $2M.
Hardbodies has made $7.1M at the box office.